Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Raphael's costume.

I've been searching for Raphael's costume in ages to cover up the orange-pink Le Noir.

Lionel: ...and dude, your clothes look gay. Still not as gay as Twilight, though.
Raphael: Dafuuuuuuqqqqq??!!!

To further complicating my quest of giving him a nice costume, male elementalists costumes are always...let's say not terrific.

Lo and behold, the Olga Patricia costume that is usually priced at 100m vis or higher.

Raphael: Pink? Really? And why in the world they put a girl's name on men's costume?
.......I'm not wearing this. 

How about Goldentale Magius, Raphael?
Raphael: I look like Aladdin. No way I'm going to wear this shit. 
....Hey, I wanna wear the Capitaine costume. It's kinda cool.

Y-yeah, but I'm low on budget right now.

And you don't have the picture of me trying it on!!!

Sorry.

...Eh, whatever. Lemme try the next costume.


As you wish, boy.
Bring in the beachwear~!!!
Raphael: ......no. I'm not gonna wear this flowery short. NEVARRRRRR!

.......Ok, I give up. I'm just gonna buy you a cheap costume and be done with it, ok?

Wait, I think I found the perfect costume at the cost of 1.5m vis.

1.5m vis? I bet it must be a rag.

Nahh... Try it out first. While you're at it, let's try the glasses too!

Raphael: It's uber coooool~!!!!

Send my regards to Ralph at the back.

Cool. This is what I call MANLINESS!


The costume above is the Robe of Fire (Rank 0) costume. It quite a bit transformed him from an unmanly male elementalist into a rockstar/leader of a biker gang. I think I'm going to settle with his costume... at least for now.

Left view:

 Right view:


 Ciao!




Sunday, July 15, 2012

Brain drain.

Been suffering from brain drain lately.

Usually there would be some ideas sprang up in my head. And they sounds funny...until it is time to post it.

Help!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

No! Don't show me your elephant!!!

*Click pic for enlargement*

LOL lady. And that elephant move again, Taikbin? You already used that on Ludin (pink-haired little girl on right) looong time ago. 


 Ewwwwww that love sign. Elephant Uncle Taikbin, you are disgusting =.=


 Yes, Taikbin. That is a man. May I suggest you to take off your eye patch for better view?

 No elephant for you, Ion.

 Apparently,YOU are the real pervert here, Taikbin.

Yeah, why would you show your elephant to strangers anyway, Elephant Uncle?

Do Ion really looked like a girl???
Lots of Rare Books to recruit this guy is.... Vis-draining. T_T

Monday, July 2, 2012

Censorship.

Say the C-word, Dr. Torsche! =.=
The 'cock' in cockroach is never a dirty word, good sir.

Other known censored words include:
-Pula
-Damn
-Fuck
-Pule
-Other swearing words, I guess.
But the words can be displayed by typing them in capital letters.

DAMN.

GE's censorship is quite funny. Or perhaps I am too bored to actually find it funny.

Ciao!

Sunday, June 24, 2012

This weekend's report.

Nothing much happen. Did some BH Ice Wizard Tower and Occulta, only to get crappy items. Duuuuudeeeee, I'm not paying 2m vis just to get a Medal of Honor =.=

Also, did Fury Farm and Vergo for Alliance War quest, and also for teh lootz! I could not get all the quest item in one go, so did my faction mate. It was fun, fun, and fun! Well, not the loots. I only got crap and crap items.

Tried to recruit Kurt/Edward but could not keep up with the cost! I could not afford to pay for ~20 Mysterious Powders or gazzilions of Shiny Crystals for entering Tierra de Los Muertos. In the end, I have to say goodbye to them. What a waste of Pure Otite and 100k Feso (to buy that gosh-darned wheel)!

Ciao!

Vacationing in Byron!

I took Balthier (male musketeer), Amber (Bernelli), and Raphael (male elementalist) to Byron the other day. Raphael is trying to woo Amber, but she seems disgusted by him. Then again, male elementalist is not that attractive to begin with. Which is why he's one of the least popular character in GE, in my opinion. 

 Say cheese, everyone! 

 Raphael: Hello, m'lady. *sniff* Aah, soft silky smooth hand of a tough lady, how exciting. I could not let it go, not at least until your floral perfume fade away.
Amber: *For God's sake, please stop, you creep!*

Balthier: He's....excited? More like.....aroused, right?
...............
Yucks, Raphael. Just.....ewwww.

Lionel

I haven't got Lionel yet. Sob3~ Curse you, Torsche's Basement!
But I heard he's useless without Punisher, so that is quite a turn-off.

*Since Lionel is not in my team yet, I cannot get him to be at the center.*

 Raphael (Male elementalist): Dafuq, Lionel? You look like a gayyyy. Gayyyyyyyyy.


Lionel: I wouldn't wanna look at you even if I'm gay, dude.  

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Loooong maintenance day!

Well, that can't be helped, since sGE will be updated to v10.6 today *yayyy*. But, I think I just can drool over Grandies since I haven't (or rather, couldn't) done Torsche Basement yet.

I just logged on into GE this morning to get my Lisa-Adelina friendship quest done when suddenly the maintenance notice came up. Damn, have to wait for a couple more hours... Anyway, whoever came up with this brilliant friendship thingy, I want to punch him in the throat! That is not friendship, that's pure bitchiness!! 

Adel (Adelina) is too mature to give Lisa a middle finger, though.

Ciao!

FIRST!!!!111!!!!

Hi, myself. :P

Welcome to this blog, which will be filled with anything and everything about Granado Espada. Why? Because I am in a love-hate relationship with that game. I've spent countless hours and quite a sum of money and still cannot be IMBA as other people. *LOL*

Not that I want to be an imba, though. I just wanna play casually and have fun with the costumes, characters, poses, and not to mention the pain-in-the-ass roulette reward system for raids, Letizia boxes, HCOF, PPL..... =.=

No, that is not fun.

Ciao!